I am – Day Dreamin' of Joining a Cult of the Day
So my donate here button didn’t really work. I got all of one donation and I still owe 1,500 dollars, it was worth trying because in my fantasies Lohan reads this site, and 1,500 dollars to her isn’t...
View ArticleI am – Day Dreamin’ of a Hot Pink Box of the Day
This week was pretty fucked, I didn’t think the shootings really affected me but I had a lot of trouble getting out of bed, so maybe it did. I guess I always go back and forth whether I am crazy or...
View ArticleI am – Day Dreamin’ of a Yellow Helmet Garbage Picker of the Day
So I once had a cellular phone and I felt pretty prestigious because I never really had those kinds of luxuries in life but last year a neighbor gave me a Razr that he probably stole that happened to...
View ArticleI am – Day Dreamin’ of Spiderman 3 of the Day
I think I hate Spiderman. I was never into comics, cuz I liked vagina. I was never into comic book movies because I liked vagina. I have been forced to watch shit like Superman, Batman and even...
View ArticleI am – Day Dreamin' of a Topless Bike Ride of the Day
I checked out my traffic today and it seems like 5 of the 20 people I normally get have stopped coming to the site out of no where. I was trying to figure out why, because I was hoping to make this...
View ArticleI am – Day Dreamin' of a Fat Chick Making Out With a Skinny Dude of the Day
It is hot outside and I am uninspired. It’s pretty much the story of my life. Part of me wants to update the site 50 times a day like a psycho blogger, but I don’t have that kind of creativity. I...
View ArticleI am – Daydreamin’ of a Guy and His Cardboard Sign of the Day
I realized that I can’t really keep up with all the other celebrity sites. I’ve been in the game longer but haven’t been able to break through because there are losers out there who are faster and...
View ArticleI am -Dancing Girls at the Mall of the Day
So my friend from the park went out and got this funny video of girls dancing in the mall, I don’t find it all that hot, because I like my women a lot more haggard, but Harley is a pervert and this is...
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I am – Daydreamin’ of a Tied Up Bitch of the Day
I used to do a feature called “Day Dreamin’”, I haven’t done one in a long time because I was watching TV at a friend’s house and some motherfucker used the song I used in a TV commercial, leaving me...
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